The Leak Calculator · Plopjoy
The Plopjoy Leak Calculator

Find out exactly how much money your business is leaking every month.

12 short questions. 3 minutes. At the end you'll get your personal Leak Score, your exact monthly loss calculated on your real numbers, and a plan to plug it.

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Question 1 / 12

Do you want more clients next month than you had this month?

Starting easy. Be honest.

Question 2 / 12

What kind of business do you run?

Helps us calibrate the math for your industry.

Question 3 / 12

What's the average value of a customer to you?

One job, one membership, one sale — whatever a typical customer is worth.

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Question 4 / 12

How many leads or inquiries do you get per month?

All channels — calls, DMs, forms, walk-ins, referrals combined. Best guess.

Question 5 / 12

Of those leads, how many turn into paying customers?

A rough estimate. Most owners over-estimate by ~15%.

Question 6 / 12

How many calls or messages do you miss per week?

Voicemails, DMs you saw late, form fills that sat for a day. Be real.

Question 7 / 12

When a new lead reaches out, how fast do you respond on average?

First response, any channel. Industry data: after 1 hour, close rate drops 60%.

Question 8 / 12

Do you have automated follow-up for leads who don't buy the first time?

Sequences that text or email leads over days 1–30 without you lifting a finger.

Question 9 / 12

When was your website last updated?

Google and visitors both notice. Sites older than 2 years convert up to 40% worse.

Question 10 / 12

Do you have a system for automatically collecting Google reviews?

Review count drives local search. Competitors with 200+ reviews eat your neighborhood.

Question 11 / 12

What's your biggest operational frustration right now?

One sentence. Writing it down usually surfaces the real problem.

Question 12 / 12 · Last one

When would you want this fixed?

So we know whether to send a quick plan or a deeper one.

Calculating your Leak Score…

Analyzing your lead volume and channels
Cross-referencing industry benchmarks
Calculating monthly revenue leak
Generating your personalized report
Your Report Is Ready

Your leak score is in. One step to unlock it.

Enter your name and email to see your full leak breakdown, recovery number, and 90-day plan. We'll also email you a copy.

Severity
Your leak score 00/100
Monthly leak $0,000
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Your Plopjoy Leak Audit

Based on your answers…

Your revenue leak score
/100
You're leaking (monthly)
 
Annual impact
12-month compounded loss

Where the money's going.

Ranked by monthly dollar impact. Bars show severity per leak.

Next step · Optional

Want a 15-minute walkthrough of exactly how to plug these leaks?

Your email report is already on its way. Add a phone number and your business name, and we'll book a 15-minute call to walk through your leaks and the exact systems to install to stop them. Nothing to buy.

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Plan's on its way.

Check your inbox in the next few minutes. Your full leak breakdown and 90-day install plan is being prepared. Now pick a time for the 15-minute walkthrough:

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