Reviews don't ask themselves. Ours do.
Every completed job triggers an auto-text 1 hour later. 5-stars go straight to Google. Anything less routes to you privately. Your rank climbs. Your complaints never hit the public.
Without Review Funnel. With Review Funnel.
The difference between leaving money on the table and booking the job.
Without It
- ✗Great job. Happy customer. Walks out — never leaves a review. You're too busy to ask.
- ✗Competitor has 400 reviews. You have 34. Google ranks them first, period.
- ✗You asked for a review once. Sent them a 3-step Google Maps tutorial. They never finished it.
- ✗An unhappy customer left a 2-star rant. No filter caught it. Now it's top of your profile.
- ✗Your review count hasn't moved in 6 months. Your local rank hasn't either.
With Plopjoy
- ✓Auto-text sent 1 hour after every completed job. Catches them while happy.
- ✓5-stars route straight to Google with one-tap link. Review volume compounds weekly.
- ✓Anything under 5 stars routes to a private form. Complaints never hit your public page.
- ✓Your Google rank climbs because review count + recency are ranking signals. SEO gold.
- ✓Monthly report shows new reviews, rating trend, response rate. See the lift.
Everything you need to run review funnel.
No add-ons, no surprise line items. One monthly retainer — scoped on your Strategy Call to fit your business.
- ✓Auto-text system integrated with your POS, calendar, or CRM
- ✓SMS + email review request templates (customizable)
- ✓5-star routing to Google, Yelp, Facebook (pick priority)
- ✓Sub-5-star private feedback form (complaints caught early)
- ✓AI-drafted review responses (all reviews, not just negative)
- ✓Monthly review performance report
- ✓Google Business Profile optimization (part of setup)
- ✓Competitor review monitoring
- ✓Multi-location support (if applicable)
- ✓Can be run standalone or as part of a full retainer
How our review funnel actually works.
Four components, one integrated system. You don't manage pieces — you manage outcomes.
Auto-Text Trigger
Fires from your POS, CRM, or calendar 1 hour after job completion. Zero manual effort.
Smart Routing
5-star clicks → public Google review. Under 5 → private feedback form. You see both.
Rank Lift
Consistent new reviews boost your Google Maps rank. Dominates 'near me' searches.
Response Automation
AI drafts replies to every review — you approve and post in one click.
Review Funnel works best alongside...
Local SEO & GBP
Reviews are one ranking signal. Full local SEO pulls the other levers too.
Automated Lead Systems
Same infrastructure, expanded — catches every lead, not just every review.
AI Receptionist
Answers the calls coming in from your rising Google rank.
Ready to stack 5-stars while you sleep?
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What you'll walk away with:
- A plain-English audit of your current setup
- The specific leaks costing you customers
- Exactly what we'd build — and what it'd cost
- A 90-day install plan
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